Judge Awards Heather Mills Writing Credit On ‘Eleanor Rigby’

April 10, 2008 at 11:09 am | Posted in Misc. | Leave a comment
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Today’s fake news:

“After being married to Paul for six long years, I have as much of a claim to that song as he does,” Mills said of the pop masterpiece penned two years before her birth, which will henceforth be credited to “Mills-McCartney-Lennon.” “But I’m not going to back down until I get everything I deserve, and that includes recognition for the guitar solo on ‘While My Guitar Gently Weeps.'” A spokesperson for Mills said that the former glamour model will seek further damages in the form of having herself Photoshopped into all existing images of the iconic 1968 Abbey Road album cover.

Well, they did airbrush Paul’s cigarette, so I guess anything’s possible…

The Onion

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