Padlock your pants!

April 16, 2008 at 2:22 pm | Posted in Idiot Hall of Fame | Leave a comment
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This is just charming: Indonesian Masseuses are increasingly being asked to ‘padlock their pants’ to show clients that sex won’t be available.

Now, I know I’m not too savvy to the whole massage parlour scene, but I had no idea male clients needed protecting from lusty sex crooks who violently impose their vaginas on petrified punters. I’d always (naively) assumed that prostitution happens when men ask, pay for and receive sex and that padlocking a woman’s trousers only makes sense if you’re under the lunatic impression that women are entirely to blame.

Well, thank god that’s not the case, otherwise I would’ve suggested this as a far more suitable deterrent:

Male Chastity Belt

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