100mph hypocrites

June 5, 2008 at 10:48 am | Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment
Tags: Walter Mosley

Tanya Gold on the screeching hypocrites calling for Max Mosley to quit his job with the FIA, presumably to spend more time with prostitutes dressed as Nazis his family:

Who is leading the charge of shame? BMW are particularly distressed by Mosley’s behaviour. Would that be the same BMW whose major shareholders – the Quandt family – allegedly made their fortune using Jewish slave labour in the war? And there is Mercedes-Benz; they too are squeaking for the crucifixion of Mosley. Is that the same Mercedes-Benz that produced engines for the Wehrmacht and happily made the Führer’s cars? And now they slag off Mosley for a sex game – well, that’s too little, too late. Et tu, overpriced saloon car.

If Mosley played these games, is he trying to lay the ghost of his father to rest by laying these women? I don’t know why he did it, and I don’t really want to know; what happens in the privacy of his dungeon is private. But I do know this – if Adolf Hitler had just been confined to a locked room, and been spanked, the world would be a better place.

Well indeed, but for the sake of the kids, can we please refrain from giving people the mental image of a feeble, mustachioed megalomaniac performing S&M?! It’s bad thinking about your parents having sex, let-alone long-dead despots.

I should state, by the way, that my agreement with Ms Gold is in no way coloured by the veiled threat she makes earlier in the piece:

The Caravan Club was hurt, and Mercedes-Benz, BMW and the German motoring federation ADAC were weeping at his depravity. The latter even twittered about trying to ban him from their grand prix – is that really a punishment? And why? “He was making fun of the Holocaust! This is bad! This is evil! This is Nazism!” No. It is not Nazism. And I will personally incarcerate in a dungeon and spank anyone who dares to say it is.

Thanks Tanya, but I’m really not that kind of guy…